X-Men: The Last Stand Theatre Report

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So I went to go see the new X-Men movie this weekend for the matinee showing at 2:30 PM after not getting a chance to see it on opening weekend. Overall the theatre was about a third full with mostly parents and children in the audience. Through the previews, Superman Returns, Ghost Rider, and The Omen got almost no crowd reaction, but surprisingly My Super Ex-Girlfriend got a strong reaction from myself and the crowd. Mostly it was because Rainn Wilson (aka Dwight K. Shrute) was portrayed as a similar character in the preview as he plays in The Office, otherwise it looked like a moderately bad movie. Out of all the previews, I’d probably see Ghost Rider, starring Nicholas Cage, the most even though similar Marvel movies like The Punisher, Daredevil, and Elektra were flops at the box office.

For the most part, X3 was a pretty good movie, but I’d probably rank it behind X2 in terms of storyline and character development, but about the same in special effects. I did like the large variety of mutants portrayed, but because there were so many of them, I felt like we didn’t get to see how cool they could be had the movie been longer. At a paltry 104 minutes, I felt like they could have added at least an additional 30 minutes of action to expose the cooler mutant powers or utilize the time to delve into the backstory behind the main characters other than seeing just a peek into the lives of Jean Grey and Warren Worthington III.

Spoiler of some movie specific discussion below.

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All in all, they left the door open for a sequel, so we could possibly be seeing an X4 on the horizon even if X3 is entitled “The Last Stand”.

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Things to look for (in very vague, broad terms) if you haven’t seen the movie yet.

  • Stan Lee watering plants
  • “Frasier” is obviously wearing gloves
  • “Michael Jackson” clapping
  • Wolverine’s indestrucible “Hulk” pants
  • Evil “24″ mom M.D.

1 Response to “X-Men: The Last Stand Theatre Report”


  • Awesome review… Very much agree about Leech, he was more just a plot device than a character.

    From what I remember of the Fox Cartoon, Juggernaught’s strength was provided by some ancient emerald, so he wasn’t a mutant. He was also Charles Xavier’s brother but they left that out too.

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